The Dress Proclamation of August 2008
Whereas We have taken into our Royal Consideration the matter of getting dressed each morning, We do hereby authorize, enjoin and require of our loving subjects making any purchases of clothing on behalf of the Princess or aiding in the dressing of the Princess to henceforth avail themselves only of Dresses. These Dresses shall be Twirly in nature, preferably in the Pink colour family. All Dresses presented to the Princess should be to her complete delight. We do hereby strictly forbid, on pain of our displeasure, all our loving subjects from making any purchases or offerings of clothing other than Dresses.
This Royal Proclamation is issued at the Court of Princess Lucy Elena, at Austin in the State of Texas, this 26th Day of August 2008, in the Fourth Year of our Reign
GOD SAVE THE PRINCESS
This Royal Proclamation is issued at the Court of Princess Lucy Elena, at Austin in the State of Texas, this 26th Day of August 2008, in the Fourth Year of our Reign
GOD SAVE THE PRINCESS
posted by Kate at 10:52 AM
3 Comments:
I hereby proclaim that I will follow the wishes of her highness Lucy Elena Sugawa when considering the buying of clothes for her highness. Thanks for the warning.
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Huzzah for The Princess.
Remind her of this when she goes through her punk/goth stage in high school. Take lots of pictures now to show her future friends.
Long live Lu! Hip, hip, hooray!
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