Curse-tacean
"Oh CRAB," Lucy exclaimed at dinner last night, glancing over at me and Jason as if to try on her new curse word. "I forgot where my locket is," she explained, then got up to go find it.
When she was gone, we cracked up and quickly debated the correction of an intended bad word that wasn't actually a bad word.
When she came back, I asked, "Lucy, what did you just say?"
"I said, 'oh crab.' Because I lost something."
"Well, a crab is a kind of animal. But if you meant to say 'crap,' that's like saying 'poop,' which is not a very nice word."
"Oh."
When she was gone, we cracked up and quickly debated the correction of an intended bad word that wasn't actually a bad word.
When she came back, I asked, "Lucy, what did you just say?"
"I said, 'oh crab.' Because I lost something."
"Well, a crab is a kind of animal. But if you meant to say 'crap,' that's like saying 'poop,' which is not a very nice word."
"Oh."

3 Comments:
How funny! You did well with the explanation, kids! Now I wonder if she will remember the correct word, next time. Oh, yummy crab.
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I was feeling crabby this evening, but reading this pulled me out of it and put a smile on my face.
This reminds me of in To Kill A Mockingbird when Scout asks Atticus at the dinner table: "Pass the damn ham, please."
Lu cracks me up.
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