Birds & Bees Lesson #3: Mom's Changing Shape
Yesterday, Lucy was rubbing my belly, which has gotten pretty round and pregnant. Upon encountering the indentation of my belly button — she couldn't quite make it out over my shirt, and it's getting kind of weird and flat anyway — she asked, "Is that your vagina?"
"Uh, no. That's my belly button, see?"
"Then where's your vagina?"
"Same place it always was."
"Uh, no. That's my belly button, see?"
"Then where's your vagina?"
"Same place it always was."

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