Hired Hit...Er, Bit
Yesterday at Crenshaw's, there was a boy who "wasn't doing what I wanted him to do," according to Lucy. This is a constant theme with her: if people would just freaking do what she wanted, all the trouble could be avoided. Well, in response to this boy's disobedience, she ordered another boy to bite him. The would-be biter thought better of it and told on her.
Jason relayed this story to me, saying, "She put a HIT out on another kid." I had a hard time keeping a straight face. But it's not funny. Not at all. Not one bit.
Jason relayed this story to me, saying, "She put a HIT out on another kid." I had a hard time keeping a straight face. But it's not funny. Not at all. Not one bit.
posted by Kate at 7:28 PM
6 Comments:
LOL very hard at my desk right now. I'm having a parent/teacher conference tomorrow to discuss the girl situation going on in Peyton's class. I don't know if Peyton's the mean girl or the one getting picked on, but something strange is going on.
I am really LMAO. I wonder when the first parent/teacher conference will occur when Lucy gets the "hitman/child" really to hit/bite.
LOL
Would she be willing to broker a deal for me? How much would she charge for an out-of-town bit?
She's gotta learn to pick the right man for the job. A fellow Duck(Frog) enthusiast would totally be on board, I'm thinking. Ply him with chocolate, and Niall's your guy.
hmmm - I think the socially approprate behavior Lucy is learning is delegating - thats right...she is delegating..no worries Kate :)
As the mother of a future Mafia Boss I think you should feel very safe.
I think I'll get Lu Goodfellas and Donnie Brasco blu-rays for Christmas?!
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