Phone Call with Nurse at Pediatrician's Office
Me: "So, you're probably going to think I am crazy for asking this, but is it normal for a three-month-old to sleep 12 hours at night and go that long with out wanting to eat?"
Her: "Well, I wouldn't say it's normal, but I would say it's great. And judging by his weight, he can probably go that long."
Me: "So I don't need to be waking him up or anything to feed him?"
Her: "You can if you want to."
Me: "But I don't need to."
Her: "No."
Me: "So I am totally looking a gift horse in the mouth here?"
Her: "Yes, I think so."
Her: "Well, I wouldn't say it's normal, but I would say it's great. And judging by his weight, he can probably go that long."
Me: "So I don't need to be waking him up or anything to feed him?"
Her: "You can if you want to."
Me: "But I don't need to."
Her: "No."
Me: "So I am totally looking a gift horse in the mouth here?"
Her: "Yes, I think so."

2 Comments:
That slow metabolism may be the bane of his existence later, but it's a blessing for his momma now! Sooo glad to hear things are still going well with sleep and the Milo@work program. Love it!
She neglected to mention that they may have been a tad off when quoting you the correct dosage of extra-strength codeine for a three-month-old...
P.S. Geoff wants me to mention that all of your friends with children are going to start hating you very soon unless you become a better liar about your piteous sleep.
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